About Me

Another cheesy internet bio? No one wants to read that. At least make it a little interesting.

I am not smart; I am creative and clever. I don’t wake up early, I stay up late. I don’t drink coffee, I have tea instead. I always wear pants, even in the summer. I can’t sing or dance, so only do so in solidarity.

I wear a maple leaf, not a star. A rainy day is more soothing than a sunny one. Swords and guns are equally as awesome. Pineapple does not belong on pizza. The prequels aren’t that bad. FFVI > FFVII. Loot boxes are always a bad game mechanic. My music playlist is more diverse than yours. Sports are overrated. Gas is always too expensive.

If you’re bored, do something. If you’re in a bad situation, leave. If you’re lonely, find company. And if you’re happy, stay right where you are.